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from the writers at Hot Mess Anonymous

Hot Mess Anonymous began as a sort of support group for busy moms and professional women who want to end the constant struggle with keeping it all together. To be honest, at some point we all can be a hot mess. So know that when you're here you're among friends just sharing the journey.

The “MeTube” Generation – Sometimes I Disgust Myself

We make people famous for being idiots. Sometimes I am downright ashamed at myself for contributing to the impending idiocracy of humanity. I find myself watching YouTube on a semi-regular basis, usually at the behest of a random post on social media. I get sucked into the rampant displays of human ignorance and I either [ keep reading ]

Court of Appeals Rejects White House Emergency Request to Lift Injunction on Executive Amnesty

The 5th Circuit of the Federal Court of Appeals rejected an emergency request by the Obama administration to lift an injunction on President Obama’s plan to grant amnesty and work permits to millions of illegal aliens. The temporary injunction was put in place after 26 states sued the Obama administration alleging the plan is unconstitutional. [ keep reading ]

Marine court-martialed for refusing to remove Bible verse

A United States Marine was convicted at a court-martial for refusing to remove a Bible verse on her computer – a verse of Scripture the military determined “could easily be seen as contrary to good order and discipline.” The plight of Lance Corporal Monifa Sterling seems unbelievable – a member of the Armed Forces criminally [ keep reading ]

Waffle Day: How to make Red Velvet Waffles

For some reason, waffles always remind me of vacation. Maybe it’s because I associate them with hotels where you can make your own waffles for breakfast. So when I make them at home, it always feels like a special occasion. These waffles would be perfect for a holiday or celebration, or any time you want [ keep reading ]

Eye Makeup Tips from Vincent Oquendo

They say that the eyes are the windows to the soul. I don’t know if that’s true, but I do know that window dressing always improves the look of a space. Here are some great tips from makeup artist Vincent Oquendo for putting some great drapes on your ‘windows.’ Wear it dry, and you’ve got [ keep reading ]

Get Jennifer Aniston’s Hot Body In Just 5 Minutes A Day

Jennifer Aniston gets her hot bod by doing 5-minute-exercise blasts a day At 46-years-old, Jennifer Aniston still boasts the dream body of a 20-something. And we want to know her secret. With her trim and petite figure (she’s only 5ft 4in) and toned legs and arms, Jen’s body really is a thing of wonder. We [ keep reading ]

Spiced Almond Cocktail TNP Originals

In a small saucepan, combine spiced rum, amaretto, almond milk, cinnamon sticks, and star anise pods. Heat to a simmer and remove from heat. Let steep for at least 5 minutes. Pour into a glass and garnish with ground cinnamon. – 1.5 oz. Spiced Rum – 1 oz. Amaretto – 4 oz. Almond Milk – [ keep reading ]

Eat Breakfast Erin Heatherton’s Eggs & Avocado

Believe it or not, models do actually eat. Some models don’t just eat, they EAT. Erin Heatherton is among that group. She focuses on healthy food that is not only good for her body, but looks great and tastes even better. When we chatted with model Erin Heatherton, she gave us her go-to breakfast (aka our [ keep reading ]

How They Look – One Of Those Things You Probably Never Thought About

Silent film actors from “back in the day” had a very unique look. We of the modern era tend to think it was the film alone, but that’s not true. Believe it or not, makeup played a huge role even back then. And if you’re dying to look like a silent film star (though highly [ keep reading ]

The New Mid Life Crisis?

As Spotify declare that 42 is the age people start listening to chart music again, we examine the new rules of having a midlife crisis. How did we swap the Ferrari for Taylor Swift? I have a Spotify playlist called ‘Classic’. It was, originally, the home of all my music that indisputably earned its place [ keep reading ]


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